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  • Vixskin Mustang Review

    I am in love with the Vixskin Mustang. Head over heals, doodling hearts in notebooks and naming our future children in love with the Mustang.

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  • The Jelly Jar of Horrors: Day Zero

    In honor of Halloween this month and all things truly horrific I have decided to finally build my very own Jelly Jar of Horrors! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    -thunderclap-

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  • Do We Really Need Science to Tell Us the G-Spot is Real?

    It seems every time some scientist somewhere even includes the word “g-spot” in their study the news sources blow up saying that this time, for sure, there is finally “definitive proof”.

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  • The Act Itself Review

    The benefit of the internet it has made it easy for anyone and everyone to publish their work and get their voices out there, but that doesn't mean that everybody should.

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  • NY Toy Collective Shilo Review

    Although there are a handful of “Pack n’ Play” dildos out there, I’m typically of the mind that if they’re hard enough to fuck they probably don’t make the best packers and if they’re small/soft enough to pack with, I probably don’t want to be fucked by it. It’s not often that a toy proves me wrong, but it has happened, and when I saw the NY Toy Collective Shilo I though it might be about to happen again.

Product Reviews

  • Vixen Vixskin Mustang
    Vixskin Mustang Review
    I am in love with the Vixskin Mustang. Head over heals, doodling hearts in notebooks and naming our future children in love with the Mustang. If Vixen Creations ever even considered discontinuing it I...
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  • Vamp Barbarella Review
    Vamp Barbarella Review
    A few months ago the amazing Lorax posted their Epic Silicone Guide which included a list of silicone toy manufactures in order of their perceived shore strength. Ever since then...
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  • NY Toy Collective Shilo Review
    NY Toy Collective Shilo Review
      ***Do you like to watch? Check out my video review for Shilo.*** I was a skeptic. Although there are a handful of “Pack n’ Play” dildos1 out there, I’m...
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Media Reviews

  • The Act Itself Review
    The Act Itself Review
    The benefit of the internet it has made it easy for anyone and everyone to publish their work and get their voices out there, but that doesn’t mean that everybody should and...
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  • A Princess Bound
    A Princess Bound Review
    When I first got this anthology I was simultaneously excited and nervous, the title and cover had me concerned that I would be in for over 200 pages of sappy...
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  • 50 Shades of Kink
    50 Shades of Kink Book Review
    This book needs to come bundled with every copy of 50 Shades that is ever sold. Seriously. It needs to be in the nightstands of every housewife in middle America,...
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