Sex Toys

What Couples Toys Taught Me About Sex Positivity

Couple's Toys

Here’s the thing about working in a sex shop, you are asked the exact same questions, all day, every day. Here’s the thing about being asked the exact same questions, all day, every day, you get pretty damn good at answering them. Unfortunately, one of the most common questions I am asked is still one of the hardest for me to answer. Not because it’s actually a difficult question, but because it requires me to ... Read More »

A Pup and Their Pure Plug

Pure Plug and New Bottoming Book

The first time my Sir punished me was also the first time I wore the Njoy Pure Plug out of the house. In the past I’d worn other plugs in public, mostly the Bootie, occasionally the Tantus Juice, but every time I tried my large Pure Plug it just felt, well, large. It was so substantial and heavy that the thought of wearing it for any length of time was intimidating. It was two days ... Read More »

Review: Vixen Maverick

I’m bad at favorites. I don’t have a favorite movie, and if I have to decide on a birthday dinner I’m suddenly reminded of every vaguely delicious thing I’ve ever eaten. When people ask me who “my” Doctor is, the answer is whichever one I’ve watched most recently, and my favorite Pokemon is an entire damn team.1 However, I can confidently say: the Maverick is my favorite dildo. I know I’ve said this before, but to be ... Read More »

5 Surefire Ways to Incur the Wrath of the BlogSquad

Annoyed Bex

I have never felt more at home than I have with the Blogsquad. They are my chosen family and my best friends and the some of the raddest revolutionaries I know- but sometimes, sex toy companies seem to want to quickly and easily enrage as many influencers in a community as possible. Today, I’ve partnered with EdenFantasys to teach you how to do just that. "As a group we are loud, we make shit happen, we don't ... Read More »

Review: L’amourose Prism VII

L'amourose Prism VII

If you read even a small handful of sex toy blogs, you’ve heard of the Lelo Mona 2, everyone’s favorite multipurpose vibe. For a good long time, the Mona was my go to recommendation for people who wanted a high end beginner toy. The gently curved shaft is comfortable internally or externally, the powerful motor offers a wide range of speeds, it’s rechargeable, waterproof, silicone, all around just a really solid vibe. Then Lelo started ... Read More »

Review: Hole Punch Fluke

Hole Punch Fluke

Sometimes I can tell you right away how I feel about a toy. Right out of the box1 I’m either writing love sonnets or brainstorming the most effective ways to destroy it for all eternity. Other times I am decidedly indifferent about a product, I couldn’t care less if it fell onto my clit or into a volcano, both instances would be met with a resounding “meh”. It’s rare that a product oscillates between these ... Read More »

Review: Tantus Uncut #1 & #2

Tantus Uncut #1 & #2

It’s been two months since writers block hit and in that time I’ve developed a rather impressive backlog of things I need to tell you about. There was #DildoHoliday, and Woodhull, and countless new toys. There have been new friends, and OKC misadventures, and some pro-level flirting, but through all of that there’s one thing that I feel most guilty about not sharing with you. We need to talk about how amazing these new Tantus Uncuts are. ... Read More »

Review: Eroscillator 2 Plus w/ Soft Finger

Eroscillator 2 Plus

Part sonic screwdriver, part steampunk electric toothbrush the Eroscillator 2 Plus looks like the kind of toy your mom would have spent her formative years jerking off with, and she very well might have. This thing has been around forever- it’s the hipster retro foreign film of sex toys. It may not be a household name like The Wand Formerly Known as the Hitachi but it has garnered a much deserved cult following from those in the know. What ... Read More »

4 Types of Sex Toys I’m Super Excited to Try

The best thing about my #QueerSexAdventure is that I’m going to get to explore all sorts of sex that I’ve never had the luxury of experiencing before. Now, because I’m me, a lot of that sex is going to involve accessories. Naturally there are a TON of sex toys I’m excited to get my hands on, but these are some of the ones that top the list. (1) Harnesses Yeeessss. As someone who really enjoys penetration, harnesses have ... Read More »

How to Pick the Perfect Sex Toy for Your G-Spot

This Bag is Full of G-Spot Toys

As you may have noticed by now, I’m a big fan of the g-spot. Sure my clit is great for quick burst orgasms– the kind of wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am sort of play that is perfect when I’m in a rush or just feeling lazy- but for my body it’s all about internal play. Let’s start with a quick anatomy refresher shall we? The g-spot is a sensitive area of tissue located about 3 inches inside the vaginal ... Read More »