Review: Vixen Maverick

I’m bad at favorites. I don’t have a favorite movie, and if I have to decide on a birthday dinner I’m suddenly reminded of every vaguely delicious thing I’ve ever eaten. When people ask me who “my” Doctor is, the answer is whichever one I’ve watched most recently, and my favorite Pokemon is an entire damn team.1 However, I can confidently say: the Maverick is my favorite dildo. I know I’ve said this before, but to be ... Read More »

Review: Hole Punch Fluke

Hole Punch Fluke

Sometimes I can tell you right away how I feel about a toy. Right out of the box1 I’m either writing love sonnets or brainstorming the most effective ways to destroy it for all eternity. Other times I am decidedly indifferent about a product, I couldn’t care less if it fell onto my clit or into a volcano, both instances would be met with a resounding “meh”. It’s rare that a product oscillates between these ... Read More »

Review: BS is Nice Medium Vaca G-Spot Dildo

BS is Nice Vaca

I love to collect things. Anything really: trading cards, Disney pins, plushies, gaming memorabilia, and of course, sex toys. Often times this leads me to making purchases which are justified simply by phrases like “but I neeeeeeed it”, or “well, I have all the other ones”, or “common, have you ever seen a cow patterned dildo before?” Because I mean really though, have you? It was designs like this that drew me to BS is Nice in the ... Read More »

Njoy Pure Wand vs. Jopen Comet Wand

If you’ve ever hunted for your g-spot or studied to unlock the mysteries of squirting you’ve surely come across the Njoy Pure Wand. It may not be quite as iconic as the vibrator formally known as the Hitachi, but the Pure Wand sure has made a name for itself in the sex toy world as being the go-to for the g-spot. The heavy material, drastic curve, and bulbous head works in a way that seem to ... Read More »

Vixskin Mustang Review

Vixen Vixskin Mustang

I am in love with the Vixskin Mustang. Head over heals, doodling hearts in notebooks and naming our future children in love with the Mustang. If Vixen Creations ever even considered discontinuing it I would buy backups and then backups for those backups. No, strike that, I would personally raise the money to fund the production of these for the rest of forever. If you’re not familiar with Vixen Creations, you need to be. They are a fantastic company that ... Read More »

Tantus Tsunami Review

Tantus Tsunami

I have a confession to make, I should have said something sooner, but I think the time is right. I have a shallow vagina. I know it may be shocking and please don’t judge me too harshly, but I just can’t accommodate the length some others can. That is why I can never love the Tantus Tsunami. I look on, envious as my peers review the largest of toys while I am felled by something ... Read More »

Tantus Slow Drive Review

Tantus Slow Drive

While at Catalyst Con Tantus debuted six new designs, the Sport, Sport Long, Slow Drive, Slow Drive Long, Warm Up, and Amsterdam. Most of them, the exception being maybe the Amsterdam, were relatively simple. Featuring no real texture the totally smooth body of the toys have only a curve at the tip to stimulate the G or P-spots. What drew me to these simple looking toys was not the design, but the colors, because what’s ... Read More »

Nobessence Fling Review

Nobessence Fling

Ever since the day I realized that the round thing at the end of my first dildo wasn’t a handle, that it was a part that was supposed to go inside me, I knew that I loved bulbous toys for g-spotting. I’ve tried a lot of dildos since then, and a lot of materials, but in all that time I had never tried a wooden toy. Finally, it has come time to change that! While looking ... Read More »

Tantus Plunge Paddle Review

Tantus Plunge Paddle

When I first heard that Tantus would be releasing silicone paddles I was excited, like, really excited. Often times impact toys are made of porous materials that cannot be sanitized, like leather or wood, so I was thrilled to see a body safe alternative hit the market. On top of that, the smooth black appearance was so sexy I thought these would be on my wishlist any day now… and then the reviews started pouring ... Read More »

Crystal G Glass Dildo Review

Size matters. Well at the very least, size matters when designing a sex toy. When looking at a picture of the Crystal G it seems great, when holding it in my hand I started to become a little concerned, and when I put it in my vagina I was faced with the sad truth, this toy is just too small. To be honest, my thoughts on this toy go against everything I thought I knew about ... Read More »